Well, first of all, I doubt that it was 158MPH... Last I looked before Smokey clocked me was closer to a buck thirty five 'er six... No more that 140 so I don't understand what the fuzz fuss was all about???

And I will attest to P.B. superior navigational skills... We stayed in a motel in ___________ Sunday night I didn't see any pea stains on the carpet in the morning so I can safely assume he found the bathroom without a GPS... Still kinda wonderin' why the boat ain't got one but, hey, I'm just the 1st mate???

Now, as fir buying my P.B.'s boat??? Anyone out there in Mudville who is looking fir a bargain basement special this is boat is it... And should you buy it P.B. and I will be more than willing to offer *advice* on how to get it up the steps 'cause you ain't dealin' with no yahoos here...

As fir the Cezna??? I didn't know the new ones came with the faded paint and ripped upohlstry option... My mistake...

Lastly, the hair brush and the breaker to the port side engine??? Did I tell ya' that P.B. is Betty Ford graduate??? Yeah, part of deal, however, are those little weekend tune-ups that Betty likes her folks to attend from time to time... P.B. has missed the last 17 of them????

Oh well, he's a good ol' boy anyway but I wouldn't buy a used car from him...

(But Boberdz... Ain't you in the midst of buyin' a used box truck from him???)

Nevrmind...

B~