The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #14194   Message #301610
Posted By: Morticia
20-Sep-00 - 04:19 PM
Thread Name: Sgt.Kat and Her Howling Mudcat Commandos
Subject: RE: Sgt.Kat and Her Howling Mudcat Commandos
Meanwhile, in a small grubby cubbyhole known only to one or two selected agents, a janitor and half the worlds press, the Home Secretary and nameless MI5 agents frowned in perplexity at a tea stained map of the Middle East, torn hastily from a copy of 'A Childs View of The World' "So," said the Home Secretary, "this Morticia character is one of ours,is she? Do we have to admit it?" "Fraid so" replied Agent 70703467321aa123001.....with a rueful shake of her head ,"The Sun already have wind of the story and are interviewing her last seven victims,I mean husbands,her granny and her cleaner even as we speak". " Dammit all" said the venerable Member of Parliament pushing aside his tea cup in distress" This means we're going to have to send in.....the SAS!!" A gasp went round the room." Not....." breathed Agent 3213887200bax1297 "..Not the Songs and Stories Brigade?"