THIS thread should be closed in case google searches find the secrets within.

In an ancient text 'The Secularium Biologica' there is a recipe for "White Gold" which was to restore the true lifespan to human beings which is 700 years. Ancient Egyptian texts also allude to a similar elixer.

Alchemists mistook the recipe for actual elements to be mixed or tranmuted to produce this rare elixer. While highly secret beyond the 42 Masonic rite, however if you substitute pig milk for the main ingredient and decode the other additives correctly with the use of a seperate text named The Ventris results have been more than spectacular.

Goggle white gold elixer

The Egyptian recipes also lead the uninitiated in the wrong direction of heavy metals instead of the Mitochondrial masterpiece of nutrition that promotes good health and phenomenal longevity.
Translating code is a very tricky business and creates laughable results given our current use of language and idiom. For example one section seems to suggest that a sub set of the ingredients in the recipe recipe be filtered in a pigs ear. Other references to eye of Newt sounds proposterous but upon decoding seperately the reference is to the viscous humor and not an actual eye.

SInce 1930 the search for the white gold exlixer in its most perfect form has taken many turns and pitfalls but the discovery of the Ventris in 1941 made the promise of the Secularium Biologica a very near reality.

Still, who in the hell is gonna milk a pig for eternal life?