My Dad used to sing Cross Eyed Sue to us and it went

Verse 1
I've gotta gal named cross eyed Sue
she's pretty as she can be
a great big wart on the end of her nose
and a face like a sour apple tree

Chorus:
Oh I've gotta gal named cross eyed Sue
her eyes are red and her lips are blue
with dimpled hair and curly cheeks
her false teeth rattle and her glass eye squeaks

Verse 2
Cross eyed Sue and a Kangaroo
are very much alike
a kangaroo hops all day
and Sue she hops all night

(back to chorus)