"Wish Fulfillment"

Two men are driving through New York when they
get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks
up and taps on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the
cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The
driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"

The cop answers, "You're in New York son. When we
pull you over, you better have your license ready
when we get to your car."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around
here."

The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's
clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around
to the passenger side, and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the
cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."

The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road
you're gonna say to your buddy, 'I wish that asshole
would've tried that crap with me!'"