That gives me another brilliant idea.

Since private prisons are everywhere and the well to do have all sorts of private police, what I think we are missing are private courts. Instead of just buying off a few judges, private dourts are the long term answer.

Called OHM Ombudsmen Honored Magistrates, a private court can be established so that
IF YOU KNEW SOMEONE YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE LOCKED UP,
you can do it with a small fee.

Get the private police to take the people to the private prison and waot for your private court to rule...very privately.

Know anybody you want locked up?!?

F**king Brilliant.