I have this problem... I take the topic semi-seriously. Even when my idea is impossible or unlikely, I WANT certain things done.

for instance: Require all television commercials (especially those late at night) to be submitted IN ADVANCE to an agency which checks it for blatantly false claims and rip-offs....like the bracelet which is claimed to 'heal' various ailments with vague 'energy waves'.

BEYOND F***ing brilliant.