People who have been to University usually refer to it as "Uni" Bonzo.
Its called an abbreviation.
People who have been to Uni know what one of those is too.
I only say this as, judging by the woeful inadequacy of what you present as reasoned opinion, it is highly unlikely that you will ever be given the opportunity to find out for yourself.
But thats ok, because you've got a special window seat on the tory "happy bus" and they've even given you a little blue flag to wave ... off to the seaside Bonzo ... have a nice day ...