The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #93674   Message #3018717
Posted By: gnu
29-Oct-10 - 02:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy
Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy
~S~... help.

Wednesday, I had too little beer and toooo much home made coleslaw which contained mainly cabbage - over half a cabbage. And cereal, fruit, whole wheat bread, etc. REALLY fucking healthy stuff. Wednesday morning, after, you know, I worked on replacing a door sill and doorsweep AND the pavement was cold. Two hours of up and down and squating and sitting and laying on my side and the very last time I stood up... SOB!

When you google hammerheads lots of "interesting" stuff comes up.

Well... you asked.

BTW... that donut thingy... webmd.com and all the other medical sites say nope.

It even hurts to laugh, which wasn't any fun when I was thinking of names for my new buddy in the middle of the night.

Hey.... olddude... there's a song there... Hammerhead Blues.

I got a new little buddy.
Where the sun don't shine.
I got a new little buddy.
But he ain't no friend of mine.

I got a new little buddy.
Follows me around.
I got a new little buddy.
Now I can't even go to town.

I got a new little buddy.
But every time I sit down.
My new little buddy.
Really makes me frooooown.

I got a new little buddy.....