I got a new little buddy.
Don't gimmie no smiles.
I got a new little buddy.
This buddy is vile.

I got a new little buddy.
He makes me ache.
I got a new little buddy.
Gotta get some me H.

I got a new little buddy.
And I'm feeling blue.
I got a new little buddy.
And he looks blue too.

I got a new little buddy.
I'm feelin sorry for him.
I got a new little buddy.
Doc's gonna give him a trim.

I got a new little buddy.
Doc says just relax.
I got a new little buddy.
DOC THAT FEELS LIKE AN AXE!

HEY... it's FRIDAY night.