Joe ... you know I'm scared to death of kids!!!!!! But maybe there's safety in numbers??????????

Well ... "kazoo kazoo?"

How do I get a rosewood kazoo?

I can play the tenor kazoo and you can play the baritone kazoo.

Ah, the ideas are storming through my little pea brain like Hurricane Hazel ...

L' Boheme with kazoos and pennywhistle

Beethoven's 5th arranged for kazoos, pennywhistles, and Jew's Harp

The Grande Finale will be "Selected Showstoppers from Broadway's Greatests" ... Bye, Bye Birdie; Anything Goes; Slaughter on 10th Avenue; Li'l Abner; No, No Nanette.

Rita ... can you fit this into your program?

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