If people would listen to me!
The world would run much better.
My way of doing things is very much the best
From the money you invest
To the food that you digest
It's wrong of people not to!
'Cause I'm the one that says they've got to!

I know exactly what's right for everybody
And exactly what everybody should want to be
My advice is always free
And as simple as ABC
I merely insist that you agree
That whatever is right for me
That's the thing that's gotta be right for you!

I'm the captain I'm the critic I'm the King
I'm the judge and the referee
I dont' like to raise my voice
BUT PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID THAT I HAVE NO CHOICE!

People should listen, people should listen,
People should listen to ME!

I'd love to take credit for this, but it came from a record we had in the early sixties (which I think came from a tv special) called "Jack in the Beanstalk." The evil landlord sang it.

And I think I forgot a verse. Gimme a break! My brother broke the record in '72!

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