My cock doesn't talk politics. ~Stephal Sachs

I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
~Author Unknown

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on. ~Author Unknown

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating. ~Unknown psychology professor in neuropsychology course

Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa. ~Dorothy Parker