Get Out of the Wheatfield, Grandma, You're Goin' Against the Grain
Get Off'n the Stove, Old Grandma, You're Too Old to Ride the Range

Does anyone know:

BATHTUB OF LOVE

Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle went my hopes and aspirations
I sit here all soapy in quiet desperation

Well, I wish you hadn't left me to the stars up above
When you pulled the plug out of my bathtub of love

For your love you know I would have done most anything
All that I've got left to show is this dirty old ring

Well I wish...