"It wouldn't have made any difference if the bill had 10 pages, 50,000 pages, or a million"

Why stop there with your hyperbole? How about a billion pages a trillion pages.

I love these "if then" proofs of yours.

If it had a million pages, reading a page every two minutes 8 hours a day 5 days a week would take over 16 years to read it. Reading 24/7/365 would take 3.8 years.

Hey man, that sounds logical to me. Let's use that as a proof of something.