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Thread #133249   Message #3021210
Posted By: mousethief
01-Nov-10 - 07:49 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! 2.0 - Fit 12
Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 - Fit 12
SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 - Fit 12

Ready? Here we go! Your challenge, should you accept it, is to write a funny song or two about this story:

Brazil McDonald's worker who adds weight wins suit

Sao Paulo - A Brazilian court ruled this week that McDonald's must pay a former franchise manager $17,500 because he gained 65 pounds while working there for a dozen years. The 32-year-old man said he felt forced to sample the food each day to ensure quality standards remained high, because McDonald's hired "mystery clients" to randomly visit restaurants and report on the food, service and cleanliness.

The man also said the company offered free lunches to employees, adding to his caloric intake while on the job.


What say ye, Challengees? Can we let this story pass without being immortalized in song?