"...Steve Allen said that almost anything in the right context becomes sexual."

"When properly viewed, everything's lewd"

"..I can make damn near anything into a sexual reference....LOL.."

Yep, 'spaw...I'll bet you can. Doesn't mean it's a good idea. It defines personality, not humor....*I* can see a lot of opportunities to twist a remark into a ribald joke...and I sometimes do. I just 'try' not to give in to every impulse.
Some of my favorite jokes and one-liners are sexual-based....but perhaps not when the Queen is at dinner.
Just me...as you is just you.

*shrug*