Obviously to the tune of "Old MacDonald had a farm"

Colonel Sanders had a restaurant,
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And in that Restaurant he had a manager,
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With a chicken nugget here
and a bag of chips there
Here a breakfast
there a milkshake
Everywhere a burger.
Colonel Sanders had a restaurant
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His manager was 32
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Put on more than a stone or two
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So he got a court date
Told the judge of his weight
The judge took pity
at the poor mans state
Awarded him a large lump sum
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