The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #133249   Message #3021443
Posted By: Matthew Edwards
02-Nov-10 - 06:34 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! 2.0 - Fit 12
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 - Fit 12
Big Mac

I know a man who ate a Big Mac,
He ate a Big Mac which made him grow fat,
And that's that.

I know a man who swallowed some Coke,
Its no joke! He swallowed some Coke.
He swallowed the Coke to open his throat,
He ate a Big Mac which made him grow fat,
And that's that.

I know a man who ate a cheesburger,
Silly bugger! He ate a cheeseburger.
It stuck in his throat, and wouldn't go further,
He swallowed some Coke to open his throat,
He ate a Big Mac which made him grow fat,
And that's that.

I know a man who ate some fries;
What a surprise! He ate some fries,
They were covered in oil, and excessively salty,
He said he was testing them for food quality,
He ate a cheeseburger which wouldn't go further,
He swallowed some Coke to open his throat,
He ate a Big Mac which made him grow fat,
And that's that.

I know a man who ate deep fried chicken;
How sickenin'! To eat deep fried chicken.
It was sticky and greasy and covered in batter,
Containing reconstituted animal matter.
He went Supersize and he ate some fries,
He ate a cheeseburger which wouldn't go further,
He swallowed some Coke to open his throat,
He ate a Big Mac which made him grow fat,
And thats's that.

I know a man who tested the food,
How crude! He tested the food.
He passed it all through his lower intestine,
He grilled it and served it for further ingestion.
He ate some fried chicken which caused him to sicken,
He went Supersize and he ate some fries,
He ate a cheeseburger which wouldn't go further,
He swallowed some Coke to open his throat,
He ate a Big Mac which made him grow fat,
And thats's that.

I know a man who put on some weight,
What a sad fate! He put on some weight.
He should never have eaten that Big Mac first,
He burst!

Matthew


(Memo to McDonalds corporate legal division:

This fictional story ain't strictly factual,
The events depicted aren't truly actual;
And I'm happy to own, if it comes to the crunch,
I had a Big Mac one day for my lunch,
And for the experience I'm none the worse,
But I'd rather eat food cooked slowly first.)