Chorus:

Oh I'm a one-eyed cormorant I'm looking for a shag,
I don't want an Eider duck or a drake that's dressed in drag
The bird I want's a cracker, a one eyed little dish
With a twinkle in her one good eye and her breath that smells of fish.........                   (I think)

It was Gideon Barrett from Hanging Johnny who sang it yet again! Always requested. Sorry don't know all the verses.
Great song to lift a session when it's getting a bit dirgy!

Kath