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Thread #133249   Message #3022085
Posted By: mousethief
02-Nov-10 - 07:17 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! 2.0 - Fit 12
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 - Fit 12
I Ate the Fat (and the Fat Won)
with apologies to the Bobby Fuller Four

Eatin' crap on a white bun
I ate the fat and the fat won
I ate the fat and the fat won

Every day I had to test one
I ate the fat and the fat won
I ate the fat and the fat won


I ate those burgers and I feel so bad
I must have gained a ton
I sued McDonald's for makin' me fat
I ate the fat and the fat won
I ate the fat and the fat won


Those chicken things are full of grease, son
I ate the fat and the fat won
I ate the fat and the fat won


Those bad McPeople made me eat their crap
McSalads I had none
Now I'm a bloated, flabby chap
I ate the fat and the fat won
I ate the fat and the fat won


My self-control's never been that great
But that don't matter none
Those creeps force-fed me on a paper plate
I ate the fat and the fat won
I ate the fat and the fat won