The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #133249   Message #3022193
Posted By: Amos
02-Nov-10 - 10:15 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! 2.0 - Fit 12
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 - Fit 12
As I walked out in New York City,
Around the hour of twelve at night
I did behold a fast-food fat boy
Weighing himself by candlelight.

CHO:He'd gained 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 and more pounds
He'd gained 12, 14, 16 too!
He'd gained 3, 5, 7, 9 and more pounds
He'd gained ten stone before he was through!

Round and round the needle climbeth
Where it stops, no-body knows!
When you snack on jumbo carbos
You will outgrow all your clothes.

CHO

I asked why he kept on working
Every day and weekends too.
I asked him why he kept ingesting,
He said 'twas all he knew how to do

CHO

I knew that it was time for tough love
Interventions, no one likes!
But know he's back down to one forty,
Delivering telegrams on a bike.

He's lost 20, 18, 16, 14
Twelve, 10, 8, 6, 4, 2 none!
He's lost 19, 17, 15, 13
Eleven, 9, 7, 5, 3 and 1.