The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #25613   Message #302221
Posted By: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
21-Sep-00 - 10:36 AM
Thread Name: BS: Why I'm better than you are
Subject: RE: BS: Why I'm better than you are
Why you're better than I am:
You can probably play a musical instrument
You can probably sing in key
You can probably remember all the words
You can probably quote facts from memory and get them right
Your jokes are probably new and funny
You probably enjoy lots of music from the last four decades
You probably don't look as if you were dressed by Man at Oxfam despite the efforts of your nearest and dearest (and M&S)
You probably like cats
You probably refrain from jumping in to contribute to threads to which you can add no knowledge, and never use them to make a cheap aside, a boring anecdote or a tired joke
You never mention L***** D*****.
You're on first name terms with Pete, Jack,Swarb,Liza...
You have an online connection at home and don't have to post as a GUEST from work..
Ooops that reminds me, coffee break over..
Tara
RtS