jack and jill went up the hill,
for a thrill,
la la lalalala laaa.

jill came down with A baby girl,
whilst jack was feeling like he would hurl

poor jacks dick,
jill would often lick,
was so damaged that now it started to click

bloody jill you made jack go sterile,
but you still spread your legs to him whilst drifting down the River Nile!

Jill is a big tramp now...she must do it allllll the time