They were large boots, large boots, boots as heavy as lead
with a dextorous twist of his muscular wrist
he could flick it right into the tread.

Well there's the chorus with a small twist on a well known song

Here's the first verse

There was a young man called anthony clare
he couldn't find love or sex anywhere
It might have been caused by his gingery hair
so he ended up f'#king is boots


who's got the next verse?