I've got a great smiley for Richard! It involves mallets! ;0)
I used to create entire stories with smilies in Longdogs, the old Show of Hands site..(they've a new one now) They had a wonderful tumbleweed one and a smiley buried up to his head in the hot desert sun..Made a whole story up about Ian Anderson and Seth Lakeman with that one! LOL (Got told off, as usual, but us 'ordinary' folks were chuckling away with joy...soo funny!)