All you whiskey drinkers move over. Let me get this old guitar tuned up and I'll start another song. Let's see, fast or slow? I guess we'll go fast. The hell with the guitar! Here we go...

Mary Mac's father's makin' Mary Mac marry me.
My father's makin' me marry Mary Mac.
I'm Gonna marry Mary so my Mary can take care o' me,
We'll all be feelin' merry when I marry Mary Mac.

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Let's hear it gang! Faster! Faster!