Christ...and you talk about Tea Party stupidity!

When I first read Genie's link, beside the article was a drop down menu of other satirical pieces. The one I copied was titled "Heroin Buffs".
When I looked at the link again later, the "Heroin Buffs" article had been deleted from the menu and replaced with another title.

The article in question can be accessed by typing "Heroin Buffs" into the search box.
When you have finished please remember to turn off your computer, you will know your computer is off when all the lights go out
Then, all will be in darkness.