The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #133346 Message #3024873
Posted By: katlaughing
05-Nov-10 - 11:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: How big is your
Subject: RE: BS: How big is your
...Elohim: What nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the autumn they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. Plus, as they rot, the leaves form compost to enhance the soil. It's a natural circle of life.
ST. FRANCIS: You better sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. As soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles and pay to have them hauled away.
Elohim: No. What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the winter and to keep the soil moist and loose?
ST. FRANCIS: After throwing away the leaves, they go out and buy something which they call mulch. They haul it home and spread it around in place of the leaves.
Elohim: And where do they get this mulch?
ST. FRANCIS: They cut down trees and grind them up to make the mulch.