No offense, Akeneton. But I've known Little Hawk a long time. I know where he usually stands. I think he crossed a line.

Since you are giving me advice I shall offer some back.

Lighten up. Learn to take a joke, or at least learn to recognize one. and no, not all jokes work and almost all are offensive to someone.

Someone told this one to David Sedaris. Sedaris told it to Jon Stewart the other day.

A man was about to go to bed one night and a snail knocked on his door.
The man answered the door and the snail said "Do you want to by some Magazines?"

The man said "How dare you at this time of night?" and kicked the snail off into the darkness.

Two years later the man, about to go to bed, hear a knock on the door.
As he opens the door the snail yells, "What the f*ck was that all about??"

Some people may find that offensive. I find it funny. To each their own.