How could anyone think bad things about a place like this! Thanks, Praise! And welcome, all of us, to the Mudcat.
Now, I didn't hear much coordination on Mary Mac. Let's get it together people! And faster!
Another pale ale here! No! The hell with beer, gimme an Irish coffee.
You know the trouble with getting drunk on Irish coffee? You get to the point where you finally want to pass out but the caffeine keeps you awake! It's the worst feeling in the world but never tell someone from Callahan's that there is anything wrong with Irish coffee!