There's a solution to all this unwanted tension, people. Make sure to eat spotted dick at least 3 times a week. Avoid calling people a "stupid git" unless it's absolutely necessary and don't put sugar in your wine! It's gauche to do that. Never end a sentence with a preposition, hold the fork in you left hand (YES! Even you Republicans!), and don't EVER bugger the spaniel! Sing "God Save the Queen" before retiring. Fluff your pillows, but only just soooo much, and not a ruffle more! The family escutcheon was built on these kind of things, and they cannot be neglected, for if they are...chaos awaits!