The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #133351 Message #3025766
Posted By: Arthur_itus
07-Nov-10 - 06:19 AM
Thread Name: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
Give them the hot brick treatment.
The bricks have holes big enough for the Chimps nadgers.
Step 1 Heat the bricks up until they are red hot Step 2 Slam the bricks on the chimps nadgers Step 3 Release the bricks and the nadgers should drop off and the heat will seal the open wounds (just like cooking). Step 4 Make some nadger soup and serve to the family (waste not want not). Job done.
I believe they are inventing Laser Bricks as it is more effective.