I expect you know from the newspapers that your beloved daughter( I mean me, ma!) and her comrades-in-arms have been captured in a low-down sneaky assault.I am hoping to sneak this letter past the guards tonight because there's one that's really sweet on Wyo.....and she says she doesn't mind compomising her virtue 'cos she isn't sure when she saw it last anyway.
They are treating us pretty well on the whole although the food is pretty gross and even worse once Alison and Susan are through doing things to it.They gave us these really gruesome long baggy frock things to wear.....Big Michelle turned hers into a thong with ballistic capabilities.....you should see how far she can chuck a sheeps eyeball!
'Cleese is doing a fine job on keeping up moral with songs and stuff.....when you see what it does to the guards, you can't help but be cheered-up. She had two of them whimpering for their mommies in nothing flat this afternoon......lucky the rest of us took the 'Tiple and Melodeon for Beginners' Course to harden us up a bit.
The sarge is pretty sure we can break out of here.....once 'cleese has softened 'em up a bit more and Wyo turns up the charm offensive ( and I don't use that term lightly, let me tell you!).Davinia is doing stuff with morris bells and hankies that even makes my eyes water and I still have a spell or two about my person...and a few ,somewhat sticky, gummi bears....so nil desperado, mother dear......we'll be back in time for tea.