"Lizzie, if you had paid attention in stead of daydreaming about Lady Guinevere at school, maybe you'd be able to use a phone."
Nope...
It's quite simple, Richard...my brain doesn't do patterns. Gawd, I worked at The National Trust for near on 2 years, still couldn't fathom out the bloody till...same at my next place, and the one I've just left...and the one I start this week, no doubt, as it's the same 'illogical pattern' which doesn't create any pictures in my head to tell me how to do it..
If you'd paid attention at school you could have learned that all brains are NOT the same, for a reason, but of course, you wouldn't have, even if you had been paying attention,because school wants every brain to think in the same way, be filled with the same information and...of course...to be very, VERY *obedient*, which I think is your favourite word, right?
Oh poo with your Chinese Lanterns, subulimey ridiculous name..I watched those lights for around 30 minutes..unless they were rocket powered lanterns which were vast and lit with a thousand candles inside...which would have made them awful heavy...
Cripes it gets up me nose when folks tell me what I saw, let alone what music I should like or how I should write..
'Obedience' ain't my thing, and that's why I'm sticking out my tongue at all those who apparently know what I saw far better than I do, even though they weren't there...