The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #25613 Message #302641
Posted By: Jim the Bart
21-Sep-00 - 07:03 PM
Thread Name: BS: Why I'm better than you are
Subject: RE: BS: Why I'm better than you are
Why I am better than everybody else. by Henry Gibson, a/k/a Black Bart dba Bartholomew
I am always reasonable and consider both sides of the question before weighing in with my carefully thought out, politically correct commentary I am never boring or pedantic I always get the joke I never question the motives of honest folk I always recognize honest folk instantly I never stray from the question at hand I always answer the direct questions with a direct answer I always suggest new and imaginative directions in which to take the open questions I am very polite I proofread I don't get upset when other people don't follow my example I always walk at least a mile in the other guys shoes and then pay for the wear and tear to his/her shoe leather I never use vulgarity because it sounds so focking bad Doggone it Never mind