Tune.. ' are a few of my favourite things" from Sound of music.These

Kids Trick or treating in Silverton Oregon,
Searched round for candybars, found that I had some.
Gave them the candy bars, toothbrushes too.
And gave them some condoms.... well just one ore two.
We know what teenagers these days are doing,
Some just like groping but others like screwing.
Condoms seemed good as a gift at the time,
Really folks surely this isn't a crime.
When the kids play,
In their own way,
We know whaaaat they do.
With sex unprotected,
they may be subjected...
To pregeeeeenancy
It's true!!!