Candyland
(with apologies to Mississippi John Hurt)

Now all you children gather 'round
And come to good Mrs. Harris' house
Candyland,
Candyland

If you got a stick of candy 9 inch long
Mrs. Harris' house is where you belong
Candyland,
Candyland

She'll put a wrapper for your candy stick
In your candy bag, it'll do the trick
Candyland
Candyland

You little kids, come to her door
She'll give you candy, not a metaphor
Candyland
Candyland

But if you take your candy stick to bed
She'll give you a little lecture instead
Candyland
Candyland

Now you and Mrs. Harris are gettin' mighty thick, uh-huh, oh yeah
She gave you a wrapper for your candy stick, mm-hmm, oh yeah