That desperate mob of evil cultuural gangsters the Elton Hayes/Robin hall and Jimmy MacGregor gang were holed up and making their final stand in the basement after the shootout with G man, Walksaboutverse and Cecil Sharp's agents, we found this note.

'We done it. Its a fair cop. People in England was happily singing from exercise books wiv a finger in their lughole, but we infiltrated getting the youngsters off on a concoction of cheap Spanish guitars and skiffle music. Before long they were on to the hard stuff - Harmony Sovereigns and Levins. Our evil plan worked....'