Have you seen a close up of some o' them Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, LH??? I mean, yeah, they looks like a million bucks from 50 'er hunnert feet or on TV but a buck waitin' fir change on a dessert island... I mean, these ol' gals make a freight train jump track an' take a dirt road ugly... I mean, if Chongz is plannin' on shackin' up withy them ol' gals I'd seriously recommend him taking a blow up escape boat...

But, hey... Seein' as Jerry Jones ain't gonna let Chongz loose with his cheerleaders this is all kinda, ahhhh, academic...

Maybe Chongz just needs you to take that blockin' thing off his TV...

I donno...