Hilarious Mousethief!   You gotta give yourself some award for two songs in the same topic also!

Here's mine...

SILVERTON TOWNSHIP
Tune: Wolverton Mountain by Merle Kilgore
New Words: Trapper (Al Boyce) 11/9/2010

They say don't go to Silverton township,
Trick or treating on Halloween night.
'Cause Kathleen Harris has a bowl of condoms;
And sex health lectures for all in sight.

CHORUS
If you're sixteen, or look a bit older,
Then Silverton township just pass on by
So kids beware of Kathleen Harris
Her Halloween "candy" will make you cry