RING OF FIRE
As sung by The Laryngospasms

1. My 'rhoids were gettin' out o' hand,
So I went to see the procto-man.
He said it was no big deal,
A little snip I would hardly feel.

CHORUS: But I woke up with a burnin' ring of fire.
Now I can't sit down 'cause my butt's on fire.
And it burns, burn, burns, the ring of fire,
The ring of fire.

2. He cut, then he cut some more.
Man, my ass is sore.
I'm avoidin' the toilet seat.
Haven't gone in at least a week.

CHORUS: I woke up....

3. You would think, for an extra fee,
He would throw in a colostomy.
When I go, it'll burn like hell,
Like love in a prison cell.

CHORUS TWICE


[This is one of the songs that play automatically at the above web site. There are several more. The Laryingospasms are a group of anesthesiologists, and all their songs seem to be parodies of old popular songs, with new medical-related lyrics.]