As the scream of tortured guitars ripps through the enemy camp, soldiers cower and cover their ears.

Without missing a beat, Private Susan feigns startlement, flinging a ladle-full of hot tofu, algae, sprout surprise at the nearest soldier, tipping the entire pot over into the oncoming line, and generally creating confusion, havoc and mayhem.

Catching Morticia's eye over the shrieking, flailing soldiers, she winks, then fades into the shadows, working around to thetorage area where she knows she'll find those old rolls and the blunderbuss she has hidden under that case of kidney beans.