I think the nail on the head here seems to be that 4 technical certificates and an undergraduate degree in humanitites basically does not qualify you for anything at all and makes you an expert on nothing as these sort of qualifications are so widely held.
More important than the paper is what you have done with your hard earned qualifications...
The reason for people poking fun is that it seems absurd that you consider yourself applicable to be held up as a shining example of social anthropology by the BBC (especially given some of the views you have posted on here and elsewhere).
Tom