The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #133460   Message #3028964
Posted By: Ebbie
10-Nov-10 - 11:17 PM
Thread Name: BS funny euphemisms
Subject: RE: BS funny euphemisms
I'm still asking about no axe, the most familiar of all.

Once my band was playing at a function and I noticed a bandage on the palm of the mandolin player's left hand.

During a lull I raised my eyebrows questioningly and pointed to his hand. He leaned forward and whispered, "Screwdriver".

I tapped my guitar and whispered back confidently, "Axe."