A lick and a promise / quick freshen up

Mud flaps UK / can't say because I am a lady

Face like a smacked arse / a constantly miserable person

A face that only a mother could love / not very attractive

Could eat a scabbie dog / very hungry

Shanks pony (here) / by foot

Holiday to Argate and Paignton (our gate and paint it) meaning staying home

On my todd / alone

Eye candy / pretty girl

Scrooge's roll call / counting out coin money penny by penny