A current thread gives a humorous song composed by the late Ian
Middleton. Can anyone give the words for a tear-jerker by him
called "Drumdelgie Revisited".
This is the only song that I have heard that actually brought tears
to a bankers eyes, mark you this was at four in the morning and no
doubt he was feeling a little tired and emotional at the time.
Joe.

PS.--tired and emotional would come under the heading of a euphemism
    in a current BS. thread.