Well, I've done 1700 miles and it was tough. Glad it's over.

Don't fall in love with a webby
It's too hard to play that tune
You'll see her once in Feb'by
Then not again till June
The internet is a wonderful thing
For learning, for music, for sex
But don't fall in love with a webby
Unless she works for Fed-Ex
(and can fly from Memphis to Seattle for free on the cargo jets as a "jumpseater" overnight and you get to see her for a whirlwind day and then put her back on the plane the same night but it's better than just phone calls and emails by a long shot!)

(sorry, couldn't figure out how to make that last line scan)

Yes, this is based on real life experience! We've been married 3 years and are happy as can be!

Alex
O..O
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