I gotta be careful with this, the kids know me too well so it will take some acting to pull it off. Like the time we went to visit Ireland and stopped at one of the Abby's there. Wayyyy up on the hill was a big statute. My youngest asked "Dad what is that" I immediately replied "why that is the famous Irish Cliff Jesus!" She went to school bragging to her teacher that she saw the famous Irish cliff Jesus ... The teacher fell over laughing.