The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #133515 Message #3030796
Posted By: Little Hawk
12-Nov-10 - 08:38 PM
Thread Name: BS: What to do when ya gettin old
Subject: RE: BS: What to do when ya gettin old
Do what Chongo does. Deny your aging entirely! Drink whisky, smoke cigars, and raise hell. Get into fights at the local bar and bust heads and furniture. Pay your bills at least a week late...you do not want people takin' you for granted. Walk up to the swankiest dame on the street, introduce yourself, and give her a dozen roses...say, "If you got the time, I know a great little bistro over on 9th street. If you like to dance, we got something in common there. So whaddya say? My car is right over here." Suffer no fools, fear no consequences. Keep your guns loaded at all times, and carry at least 3 extra clips of ammo. Walk like a man. No one else will do it for ya, so ya gotta do it yourself.